did-you-kno:

A sexually-frustrated husband sent a spreadsheet to his wife detailing the different excuses she used to avoid his advances.
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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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When I see in the Patch notes that my main got nerfed.

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August 31st, 2014 // 361 notes
buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
swearnet:

Pemberton Music Festival. First time Ricky has ever been outsmoked!
swearnet:

Pemberton Music Festival Day 2 - Just fuckin’ hanging with Snoop Dogg, no big deal.
raiseyourfistandyell:

A little bit of TLC, and this plays as good as new. #LedZeppelin #PhysicalGrafitti #vinyl
ebb-and-fl0:

Finally got Brothers